Fall Has Arrived
Good Morning!
Mother of Six:
One of Junior's greatest achievement wus his brood of six kids. He wus so proud that he continually called Nadean Mother of Six, which pissed her off a whole lot. But he kept referrin' to her as Mother of Six no matter where they went. An at the end of a poker run thay had went on, he hollered out across the bar, "HAY, MOTHER OF SIX, you ready to go to the house?" Nadean bein irritated an pissed off as she wus hollered back. "ANYTIME YOU'RE READY, FATHER OF FOUR!"
Hamblen County man arrested,
fighting roosters seized:
Associated Press
Sep 20, 8:57 AM EDT
MORRISTOWN, Tenn. (AP) - Authorities have seized more than 30 fighting cocks from a residence in Hamblen County. Morristown police say they also found cockfighting cockfighting paraphernalia -- spurs, videos, magazines and a steroid-like supplement called "Rooster Booster."
Authorities say they found the birds on the property to Jose Cortez. They charged him with one count of cockfighting and he's scheduled for arraignment later this week. Animal control officer Richard Hart says the roosters were aggressive -- trying to get at authorities though the boxes. He says Cortez told them he fought roosters in Guatemala, but no longer was involved in the blood sport. Hart says Cortez quit talking with they told him about the evidence they had. City police found cockfighting equipment close to the pens during a routine search last Wednesday. The Humane Society then obtained a search warrant to further investigate the house. (Well I over hered Junior sayin that them south of the border no good fer nothin's need to be rounded up an sent packin'. We got enough problems a tendin' our on business without these ass-holes hornin' in. I'm thankin' one of them fellers up on the mountain may have turned his sorry worthless brown ass in, jest tryin' to get rid of him.)
Eatin Peanuts:
One evenin, jest after work Junior wus at home watchin' TV and eatin' some peanuts. He'd toss em in the air, and then catch em with his mouth.
In the middle of catchin a peanut, Nadean asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in pushin' hit deeper into his ear. He hollered at Nadean fer some help, and after several hours of tryin' to remove the peanut, they got upset and decided to go to the hospital. As they wus gettin' ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After be'n told of their problem, Earlene's date said he could get the peanut out. The boy asked Junior to sit down. He then shoved two fangers up Junior's nose and told him to blow hard. When Junior blew, the peanut flew out. Nadean an Earlene jumped and hollered fer joy.The boy say'n that hit was nothin' an Earlene then took her feller to the kitchen fer somethin' to eat. Once he was gone, Nadean turned to Junior an says, "That wus wonderful!! Ain't he smart? Whut do you think he's goin' to be when he grows up?!" Junior says, "Frum the smell of his damned fangers, I'd say our f*ckin' son-in-law!!"
Here' another one of Junior an Bubbas favorite videos. This jest about says what hit's all about!!
Blind Date:
Well, Bubba went an got hisself a blind date an after bein' with her all evenin', he couldn't take it another minute. So earlier, he'd secretly arranged to have Junior call him to the phone so he'd have an excuse to leave if'n somethin' like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, an put hisself on a grim expression and says, "I got some really bad news. My pappaw jest died an I'm goin to have to be leavein'." "Thank heavens," his date replied. "If'n yours hadn't, mine would' a had to!!!"
If'n you visit the South, you might ought to keep this in mind.
You burn an American flag in our state, you get the s*it beat out of you. No questions asked. The liberal contingent of our state legislature -- all four of them -- enacted a measure to stop this.Thay's now a $5.50 fine fer beatin' the hell out of the flag burner.
Have a Great Day!
Frum Jr., Nadean an Bubba.
Mother of Six:
One of Junior's greatest achievement wus his brood of six kids. He wus so proud that he continually called Nadean Mother of Six, which pissed her off a whole lot. But he kept referrin' to her as Mother of Six no matter where they went. An at the end of a poker run thay had went on, he hollered out across the bar, "HAY, MOTHER OF SIX, you ready to go to the house?" Nadean bein irritated an pissed off as she wus hollered back. "ANYTIME YOU'RE READY, FATHER OF FOUR!"
Hamblen County man arrested,
fighting roosters seized:
Associated Press
Sep 20, 8:57 AM EDT
MORRISTOWN, Tenn. (AP) - Authorities have seized more than 30 fighting cocks from a residence in Hamblen County. Morristown police say they also found cockfighting cockfighting paraphernalia -- spurs, videos, magazines and a steroid-like supplement called "Rooster Booster."
Authorities say they found the birds on the property to Jose Cortez. They charged him with one count of cockfighting and he's scheduled for arraignment later this week. Animal control officer Richard Hart says the roosters were aggressive -- trying to get at authorities though the boxes. He says Cortez told them he fought roosters in Guatemala, but no longer was involved in the blood sport. Hart says Cortez quit talking with they told him about the evidence they had. City police found cockfighting equipment close to the pens during a routine search last Wednesday. The Humane Society then obtained a search warrant to further investigate the house. (Well I over hered Junior sayin that them south of the border no good fer nothin's need to be rounded up an sent packin'. We got enough problems a tendin' our on business without these ass-holes hornin' in. I'm thankin' one of them fellers up on the mountain may have turned his sorry worthless brown ass in, jest tryin' to get rid of him.)Eatin Peanuts:
One evenin, jest after work Junior wus at home watchin' TV and eatin' some peanuts. He'd toss em in the air, and then catch em with his mouth.
In the middle of catchin a peanut, Nadean asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear. He tried and tried to dig the peanut out, but only succeeded in pushin' hit deeper into his ear. He hollered at Nadean fer some help, and after several hours of tryin' to remove the peanut, they got upset and decided to go to the hospital. As they wus gettin' ready to go out the door, their daughter came home with her date. After be'n told of their problem, Earlene's date said he could get the peanut out. The boy asked Junior to sit down. He then shoved two fangers up Junior's nose and told him to blow hard. When Junior blew, the peanut flew out. Nadean an Earlene jumped and hollered fer joy.The boy say'n that hit was nothin' an Earlene then took her feller to the kitchen fer somethin' to eat. Once he was gone, Nadean turned to Junior an says, "That wus wonderful!! Ain't he smart? Whut do you think he's goin' to be when he grows up?!" Junior says, "Frum the smell of his damned fangers, I'd say our f*ckin' son-in-law!!"
Here' another one of Junior an Bubbas favorite videos. This jest about says what hit's all about!!
Blind Date:
Well, Bubba went an got hisself a blind date an after bein' with her all evenin', he couldn't take it another minute. So earlier, he'd secretly arranged to have Junior call him to the phone so he'd have an excuse to leave if'n somethin' like this happened. When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, an put hisself on a grim expression and says, "I got some really bad news. My pappaw jest died an I'm goin to have to be leavein'." "Thank heavens," his date replied. "If'n yours hadn't, mine would' a had to!!!"
If'n you visit the South, you might ought to keep this in mind.
You burn an American flag in our state, you get the s*it beat out of you. No questions asked. The liberal contingent of our state legislature -- all four of them -- enacted a measure to stop this.Thay's now a $5.50 fine fer beatin' the hell out of the flag burner.
Have a Great Day!
Frum Jr., Nadean an Bubba.
posted by Rodger at 11:18 AM
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